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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Jan 29, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Provide a picture of a woman you'd love to ride your weapon -

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    p.s. If you're thinking of leaving a comment saying "get laid" or something like that, take your boring arse out of here, it's just a laugh.
     
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  2. aginairrr

    aginairrr Active Member

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    Get laid
     
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  3. Hedder

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    You want Moviesense.nl to 'ride your weapon'?
     
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  4. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Susan Boyle - must be good, she's nicknamed 'Slo Blo' isn't she ?
     
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  5. u408379965

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    I'd never say anything like that to you, just because I think it would be incredibly unfair to the girl/lad/relative/goat on the receiving end.
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    <ok>

    I'm more of ostrich man.
     
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  7. Mod Face

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    [video=youtube;U7mPqycQ0tQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ[/video]

    Not only are they all very cute but I can't get this bloody tune out of my head!!!
     
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  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Mod Face.... you ****in dick, you've just made me wet my pants..
     
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  9. AsprillasFurCoat

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    'Provide a picture of a woman you'd love to ride your weapon - '

    Barton's Tash - are you a scottish middle aged ex sports presenter, by any chance ?
     
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  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Haha, i'm not sexist mate.
     
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  11. u408379965

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    Ostrich? All they're good for is deep throating. Mod Face, I thought this was more your thing:

    [video=youtube;2eBkXXSbwlE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBkXXSbwlE[/video]
     
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  12. ToonSi

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    Speaking of Asian lasses, has anyone seen this lass: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd9_1256660976?
    Apparently died not long after this video was taken!
     
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    My mind is a hareem where any number of fantasies are welcome. <ok>
     
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    Had to put Emily Atack up again
     
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    All about Vicki Blows IMO: :emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0115-inlov
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    Emily Atack has an extremely wide face
     
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  17. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    ToonSi, **** that, she'd have been in a hole deeper than a Michael Buble lyric! As for Vicky Blows, DElightful, take it you're a FRONT reader?
     
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    OR

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    I can't decide?
     
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    Alba all the way, what's wrong with top girl's arm?
     
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    Aye I know, I've seen people do a few hench ones in my time, but they were never 2m long! Not surprised she died like.

    As for Front, aye wor lass got me a subscription for the Christmas before the one just gone and then I renewed it this year. It's only something like £24 for the year if you don't want the free gift - bargain!!
     
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