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Derby prediction and banter thread...

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Disco, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    What a ****ing Muppet you are. Lol

    I'd like to see how the 'gay frog dandies' you are relying on so heavily, adapt to life the EPl in their 2nd game of a blood and guts derby game. I'd be more than a little worried that they don’t ****e themselves before the likes of Gyan, Sessegnon, Brown, O'Shea (these two might not be that scared really don’t you think after their careers so far), Larsson and Gardener tear them a new arsehole a piece.

    Your best bet is that your Gallic Garlic munchers don’t mess their pantaloons too early in the game, and don’t drop a batch on the pitch before full time. Lol
     
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  2. Grem1983

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    Don't forget you have lost alot of players yourself Henderson, Onuwha, Bent, Mensah, Muntari and Wellbeck, are the players you have replaced them with any better, ad say deffo not.

    As you guys keep trying to throw at us our new players are unproven French lads, but remind me were did you get Gyan and Sess from, and up until the last 3 games of last season your own fans were crying out for Sess to be dropped and blamed him and Muntari for the usual end of season slump.

    The fact we have only (so far) signed 4 players and you's have signed 9 its gonna take longer for your new players to gel, we have the bulk of the team from last season, you have pretty much a whole new starting line up
     
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  3. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    The great delueded ****wit is back with a vengenance. Lol

    The frightening thing is of course that these people actually belive this and walk amongst on a daily basis. I cant wait for the 20th.
     
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  4. Disco

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    You having a bad day Cest?
     
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  5. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Please, feel free to tell me which players you've signed which are, at the moment, better than the best players of last season in their respective positions.

    PS: To help, here are a list of players who played for Sunderland on the day of the 5-1:

    Sunderland

    22 Mignolet
    02 Bardsley
    04 Turner
    15 Onuoha
    19 Bramble
    06 Cattermole (Mensah 76)
    08 Malbranque
    10 Henderson
    27 Al-Muhammadi (Gyan 40)
    11 Bent
    17 Welbeck (Richardson 55)
     
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  6. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Do you actually believe this ****e you write every day? Larsson, Gardener, Vaughan, Wickham, Won, Brown, O Shea and Westwood havent made us better, yet the complete unknowns you have gambled on make you world beaters?

    Deluded doesn’t cover it these days does it? Lol

    PS - Muntari was proper ****e but no-one wanted Sessegnon dropped. He looked class form day ine but took 4 or 5 months to adapt. That’s something you should think of as as well. Our signings are all experienced EPL performers.

    So don’t just open your mush and let the usual inane drivel fall out. Remember, deal in facts or just simply **** off back up to the circus at NE1.

    BTW, isn’t it time you got your poorly spelled banners out and headed up to Sid James for another moronic chant of ‘Ashley out’ for Sky TV tonight, with the rest of the craa filth and in breds?
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You do surprise me...<doh>
     
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  8. Disco

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    To be fair... Westwood looks better than Mignolet,

    O'Shea is better than Turner, Onuoha and Bramble.

    Gardner is better than Malbranque and Henderson in the middle. (if that's for the left hand side then no Malbranque marginally better.

    Larsson is better than Henderson and Elmo.

    Gyan's better than Welbeck and will now play

    And Sess looks better than the whole of that team.
     
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  9. Pint of Skotch

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    I have no faith in our current squad. Sunderland to win this one :(
     
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  10. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Gyan will also be up to speed now after a full season in the EPl and you will see why he is a top class world star in 2 weeks time.

    Can you tell me who will replace these while we are on and don&#8217;t cheat and looking on Wiki or you tube to find out where they play.

    Carroll (caused havoc at Sid James against us last season)
    Nolan (13 goals last season from midfield)
    Barton (ran the midfield with Nolan for most of the last 2 years)
    Enrique (your best defender by a country mile)

    Before you trot out the usual guff chum, don&#8217;t think for one moment that you can honestly know that the French unknown and unheard of players are better equipped than any of these. You might HOPE they are but you don&#8217;t know. I know 100% that all our signings, with the exception of Wickham and Won, are proven campaigners in the EPL and know the league inside out. Even Connor Wickham is less of a risk as he is English and already has 2 and a bit seasons behind him in the league and was chased by a host of top clubs.

    I can&#8217;t wait for the derby game. Can&#8217;t wait.
     
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  11. Disco

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    I agree they're weaker Cest but Cabaye should be twice the player Nolan was.
     
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  12. Cheik the room

    Cheik the room Well-Known Member

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    Just watch Cest disappear for a few days/weeks if Newcastle do manage to pick up a point or a sneaky victory, what a mug he makes of himself, can't have a mature adult conversation at all haha
     
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  13. 2010 tops dog

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    3.0 sunderland sadly as we have no heart left just jonny foreigners
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    cest replies

    22 Mignolet – decent keeper who has real competition for places and of course Gordon to come back.
    02 Bardsley - The best full back in the NE now that Enrique (who I rate highly) is off
    04 Turner or Brown (300 games for Man Utd, a hatful of medals and Champs League experience)
    15 Onuoha or O Shea (see above)
    19 Bramble
    06 Cattermole (Mensah 76) we have Colback and Vaughan who with competition will keep everyone on their toes
    08 Malbranque will be replaced when he leaves (you’ll be ****ting bricks if it is Adam Johnson)
    10 Henderson or Gardener (9 goals from midfield last year as opposed to 3)
    27 Al-Muhammadi (Gyan 40) or Larsson (specialist dead ball man and established international winger)
    11 Bent – probably the one area we still need to strengthen but then Sessegnon (who is an unknown quantity to you all but who will be a star this season) has scored 7 or 8 goals in his last 9 or 10 games.
    17 Welbeck (Richardson 55) Wickham/ Won – like for like or Wickham adds more power and directness


    not sure i agree with all this like.......we are weaker up front for sure...........for starters.
     
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  15. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Syd, get your money on the scumbags winning. Guarentees our 3 points then.

    Anything less than 5-1 to us and I want bruce out. I want total revenge.
     
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  16. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Didnt I just say that?
     
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  17. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    I can never bother to read any of your posts Cestria, they're all TL;DR and when I actually do take the time/chance to read one all you've done is talked ****e and the whole experience has been a total waste of time.
     
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  18. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I didn't disappear after the 5-1 ya bulls knacker so why would I after a win?
    Plus I notice by your tone, you don't seem too confident of getting anything but a sneaky point do you? Thought all these new French fillies were the real deal. Surely you will annihilate us with such a superb summer recruitment?
    After all, we are not much better if worse (if you listen to your fellow craa plums) so why a sneaky win?

    BTW - Mature adult conversations are reserved for mature adults only. The kind of mindless, pond life drivel reserved for the likes of you is all you warrant.


    Ya horses bell end.
     
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  19. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    And yet you bother to respond to them with monotonous regularity. Oh, the irony.


    Only a completely professional bulbous cock-end of a bloke, could be so ****ing thick and obvious.
     
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  20. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Read this post and it was ****e as usual. Regret reading it
     
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