Well done to filly and mare, but just what the **** is dressage all about? Tried the synchronised swimming and found two demented lasses freaking out upside down in the pool; what the **** had they been drinking?
I look forward to the 2036 Olympics, when Laura Trott and Jason Kenny's kid holds every cycling world record and wins every single gold medal in the velodrome...
The GB women's hockey team are smashing Spain, looking good for a semi final and a medal match. Probably jinxed them now.
He is a spikey bastard though. Look at his comment when he thought he was still off the mic, he clearly still has a major chip on his shoulder over Wiggins.
GB Women's Hockey team has beaten Spain 3-1, meaning they are going to definitely have a medal match.
Sorry to slightly bring the mood down but a German coach has died in a car crash on the way back from one of the events.