Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

At the same time?

 

Well he hasn't got two cocks, but they were all at it together. Apparently the women were licking each other too I have seen them and they're ****ing hounds

 

1. the blonde deserved that dig.

2. insulting a woman that looks like arnie in drag is never a good idea though.. whats her nickname then?

3. what else can be said jesus wept.

 

Having a piss in the street - obviously classy ladies.
#realhousewivesoflatchford

 

Has anyone done the Crocodile Dundee test to make sure they are actually ladies?

Well besides high-viz?

 

2. Two Weeks. That's where it all went wrong when the customs

They're female, but defo not ladies

 

I've been looking for a semi rural, old fashioned hostelry to take the wife for a quiet meal out. One with traditional English values and local characters that can amuse their visitors with witty, Evelyn Waugh type anecdotes relating to the regular patrons, whilst conjuring up delightful images of a bygone age.

I suspect the Cheese is not it.

 

perchance have you tried the grange?

sounds lovely in comparison.

 

Pretty boring

 

They don't do food at the Cheese, but you can eat a takeaway in there

 

Sounds like a night to remember.

A pair of Rotties lapping each other in your bed after pissing in the pub car park.

I hope he wore a full wetsuit.

 

Only on Knutsford road.

 

No. You're allowed to eat it in the alehouse

 

For a moment I honestly thought 'the gambler' was referring to the guy, and he ate £5 note and she said he'd get it back

 

No.

 

FFS...

And he was still standing? #pooreffort

 

You could tell her that you're taking her on one of those role-playing evenings where people dress up and act in character throughout .
The theme is Hogarthian grotesques. She'll love you for it, I'm sure.

 

He should take her to Northwich

 

That would just be cruel.

 

I might be there