John and Mary thought they knew much better than their Mummies. They ate their tea with hands not washed. Now both have painful tummies. Be warned.
Sshhh. Dont mention him or we will have 19 pages on Why the **** is he still not here, again. With a splattering of monty987, we should go and get ronaldo thrown in.
I like him. Comes out with some crazy stuff but then throws a morsel of sense in. Strange. I`m very proud to say I got a reply from him once. Proper feather in the cap.
Every village has their idiot. He just happens to be ours. Give him a pat and a pack of wine gums and a bottle of evostick, he is happy. He'll go tinkering on with his business.
The way the club keep absolutely shtum it`s impossible to guess anything. They`re doing nothing. Everyone`s working really hard. Rubbish, nothing happening. Three of them wander in & one of them`s Januzaj of all people. We may yet be pleasantly surprised.
Our dear Sunderland this week: Moyes and Vain will be fired for spending too much money in this transfer window. Carver the ex Newcastle coach will be appointed our new manager because as he said he's the best out there. Margaret Byrne will be reappointed CEO because Ellis missed her. Adam Johnson will be released from prison and starts for us against the Smoggies. New seats put in the stands are turquoise due to a paint mixing problem. Ellis is ok with this as he gets 20% off. Sunderland swop Asoro for Messi. Other than this just a normal week at Sunderland lol