read the O.P. though, the thread has nothing really to do with him., just a way of starting a thread for old 606's to talk bollocks all day
though if you are getting off on the thought of it carry on thinking it... perhaps introduce some oils into the fray... then as your are about to expend your mess shout 'i love manchester united'
I'd have to have the biggest 'nads in the world ever for sweats to merely reach across for a massage! .... btw how much is that oil these days? does it come in flavours?
Would that not just taste of ass? Prefer smoked swan.. Perhaps combined with a bit of ass flavour with a smidge of rotting Amy winehouses corpse.. If Michelin stars did massage oils.. Ooooh
Who's that twat? Lex what? Is he just some drone ****wit who's been sent by the dipping ****ers on t'other thread? Tags isn't well lads. Poor git - been ill for nearly 2 weeks now (you'll all have seen the posts in FB?) Get well soon bud. Especially as we have a nuveau **** to neutralize asap. Sneijder? It'll happen. Inter won't win anything & he knows where he'll be better off. Smoked swan? Delish with a squeeze of Lidl mayo.
Barthez back in our nets for the charity match in France t'other day. Anyone else despise that little ****? Even when he played for us I couldn't abide him. Then when he left, I saw a press conference in France (it was about something pertinent to world football, but I can't remember what) and an English speaking reporter started asking him a question - Barthez shouted him down (in very good English) and told him to ask the question in French, as he didn't want to speak English. Why would you Fabien? After all, England only gave you untold millions for doing, when all things are considered, relatively little. Spiteful little ****.
