Nowt big but my friend bumped in to some guy in vodaphone buying a phone claiming he is Newcastle new midfielder, just been signed, possibly bullshit but you heard it here 1st.
Could be any of our new signings, even Toon fans might not recognise them if you dont watch French football.
I think it's the one that wears the gloves? Or maybe it's the one with the cards and the whistle? Ah man, let me find the guidebook again.
Ah yes, they are the ones that wear the gloves, it all comes back to me now. No, wait a minute, that was Amir Khan!
We've got one i think.........erm......Sheila...................................Ambrosia.. That's it Sheila Ambrosia , he has a brother called em ...Samantha!