At last the Allams get national ridicule

Brilliant journalism, something of a rarity these days.

 

Really loved what Alan Shearer had to say about it on MOTD. Really tore the Allams a new one. Think they will be wanting out ASAP

 

I can't understand why the Allams couldn't have forseen that this media backlash would happen. It won't help their main business any.

 

Great article. Cannot wait to read the riposte from irememberwaggy and Tygerbarmy

 

"The press are only making things worse boo hoo."

There you go

 

There's probably more to come on Monday Night a Football tomorrow with Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville.

 

Is it true that Ehab was playing Polo somewhere?

 

Yep.

 

And here's me thinking the only horse with a c*** in the middle of its back was a police horse!
( no offence to our fine upstanding officers of the law, just an old joke )

 

Because nobody tells them when their media will and when be allowed to happen. LOL

 

Playing for 3 Oceans (a local fish processing company).

Left his guests home alone at the KCom.

Must be some sort of hospitality common in Africa.

 

I think they left ambassador Windass to look after them. The theory being he's probably not quite as thick as Ehaw.

 

Anybody know how his team got on? Are they a cultured side or do they just hoof it?

Did he play every chukka? Did his side have any subs or was the bench filled up with young horsey types?

Did his horse score? Do the horses get any credit?

I know **** all about Polo.

 

It used to be an ice-breaker with ladies when I was active.

"Hi, POLO?"

Never worked.

 

Many years ago I was detailed to drive some Eastern Europeans, I forget where they were from, Lithuania or somewhere, around the North East of England and show them the sights. I went to Durham Cathedral, Alnwick Castle, Dunstanburgh and several other places besides, getting no response from the stern faced gits in the back and becoming increasingly more desperate in my attempts to inform, entertain and educate. Eventually I asked the interpreter if there was anything else that our guests would like to see. A protracted conversation in a babbled language followed, before the interpreter just said "they would like to see a typical English Polo Pitch".

Seven Thirty in the evening, driving down the A1, north of Morpeth, I must admit I was stumped.

 

10:30 pm.

 

Ehabs horse scored but got a yellow card for removing it's saddle in celebration. Cheap yellow that, could come back to haunt him.

 

Rehab isn't worried by yellow. It's black and amber that haunts him.

 

Apologies for derailing the thread, but:

I'm glad the outside world are seeing what twats the Allams are.

And putting the 'hull tigers' **** on the advertising boards shows beyond doubt that they are also a pair of wums ha.