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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Wrong advert <doh>
     
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  2. Stan

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    I've never actually used an electric razor. I suspect HIAG has fingered one though. Until his wife pointed out his error and handed him his favourite dildo.
     
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  3. Stan

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    I'm a secret lemonade drinker.
     
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    I'm a lazy **** at heart, so I've tried a few. But they're all ****....
     
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  5. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Pixie is going to be livid that you said that, as he's rather hoping that everyone is taking the piss out of me and not him.

    Be prepared for the backlash, my friend.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think 12 pages of this thread tells us where the piss taking is taking place mate.


    What time does the helicopter land on the roof of your hotel ?
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Kelly Brook has just sucked me dry and Holly Willoughby is downstairs making a fry up.

    Helicopter HIAG <laugh>
     
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    Have you ever been north of Watford?
     
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    It is funny in fairness, especially given he thinks he's portraying something that is somehow aspirational.
     
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  10. Stan

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    He's describing a holiday I would pay not to have to endure.
     
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    Visited several northern ****pits inhabited by braindead morons.:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Despite HIAG's claims that he regularly 'jets off to the states' to secure lucrative business deals, this tacky wedding trip is clearly the first time he's ever done a transatlantic crossing, given what a big deal he is making of it. It's all a bit sad really.
     
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  13. Stan

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    He does seem to be ridiculously excited about a very white trash holiday.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Maybe HIAG is standing on the balcony of his chalet doing 'the helicopter' and he got his words muddled?
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    Helicopter on the roof, quick getaway needed after bagging two £50 Vegas jackpots.
     
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    It has to be that. I don't think Motel 6 chains have helipads
     
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    HAIG should have his avatar changed today, can't be bothered finding the bet thread.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    HIAG will be hovering over the Grand Canyon shortly....

    He's not touched the sides since she had their second

    ;)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Only when you're passed fit to fly home from Blackpool.
     
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