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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've been holding off from adding this thread to HIAG's wum **** ups, but what with him claiming that Vegas is 3000 miles further west than it is and now claiming that a helicopter is coming to pick him up from his hotel. He is sailing dangerously close to this being added to his ever expanding opus of **** ups
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Once she takes her teeth out she's cracking ;)
     
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  3. Hoddle is a god

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    Just back from the range. Fired a Glock, AK47, Remington 800 sniper rifle, Remington 700 shotgun, and an MP5 machine gun.

    Now back at the hotel to smoke a fcuk-off cigar by the pool.

    What you guys at up to?
     
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    Prixie is like a love sick kitten,hurry back FFS.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    havin a spliff sat on my bed.
     
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    Didn't realise B&B's in Blackpool provided XBoxes <ok>
     
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  7. Stan

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    Just chilling on the yacht in Cannes.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    About to board my private rocket to the Moon. I'm taking the missus and the little one for a Lunar weekend, we're looking forward to sampling the cheese on the moon and seeing the cow jumping over it.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Watch out for hot rocks
     
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  10. Stan

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    Still on the yacht and just had a shave. I used a Remington PF7500. I'm considering buying the company.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    I'm not up to much just a normal Friday night on my bed as stated earlier. I can't compete with your cock measuring...leave me alone to do my thing.

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  12. NSIS

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    You bunch of ****s had better be careful! ..

    Granny will be coming for ya!...:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Why? It's a piece of ****!....
     
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    Sniggering... (you know the image)
     
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  15. Stan

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    Because I'm worth it.
     
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    @Spurlock is already seeing to her.
     
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    Never found an electric shaver yet that was worth a ****...
     
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    He's stoned out of his box!...

    Oh, wait a minute!.....
     
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  19. Stan

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    To be fair, you're painting a picture of a real white trash holiday. Are you and your cousins booked in to appear on Jerry Springer?
     
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