Eeeeee we all love Ellis Short..

Just a daft laugh lads, we all have our feelings on the man but now for something completely different..

Come up with films, songs, poetry or whatever but include his surname in it..

Here's my effort

Film.. The Shortshank Redemption

Music.. Long Short Sally

Poetry..

I laughed, I cried, I jumped with joy
coz I got here before Shorty boy
wipe that smile off your face
Shorty boy built the ****ing place..

Get the drift..


Enjoy, fancy a draw tomorrow but waiting for the betting hot tips..


Ha'waaaay the Laaaaads..

 

Film, The Long and the Short and the Tall.

Music, Short Shorts (Remember Freddie & The Dreamers?)

Poems got me beat like.

 

The good the short and the ugly.

 

humpty short sat on a wall
bought safc on a pocket withdrawal
All Moyes dealings
and all Moyes men
couldn't make the skin flint invest again

 

Haha, fixed for you Rog..

 

Well if we`re making them up.

There once was a man from Kirkuddy
Who went for a dip in the nuddy
His swim was cut short
When his knackers got caught


erm.......anyone think of a last line?

 

In the teeth of a giant Rudd y

 

Don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got. He's still Ellis from the block

 

re fixed your fix mate

 

HELL IS A CITY

 

scrooge bought a football team
whose name was Safc
bastard wouldn't invest cos hes a **** you see
bought a load of tripe,
and sold the best for sheckles
his bank is bulging and ripe
and the smart fans give him heckles.

 

The texan billionaire Ellis Short
A premier league football team bought.
When he found it was us
He kicked up a fuss
And said "I want me ****ing money back Quinn you lying twat" or something of the sort.

Brill at this me.

 

So love this is my song
its Safc a serenade to you
the world cannot be wrong
If in this world there is you

i care not what Ellis Short may say
the stingy **** can gan away
So boys please win for me
and ELLIS CAN **** OFF YOU SEEEEEEE

 

Aye, Quinn told him we got 43,000 a week, never said 10,000 got in for nowt.

 

I tawt i saw a Texan Twat
as plain as plain could be
I DID i saw a Texan twat
ran our club like it was free
and if he doesn't sell up
what could our future be
like the durty ****ing maggies
in the fizzy pop you see

 

Ell Is For Heroes.

 

Very good. A seriously jealous RAW I think.

 

when David got stuck on a bar stool
Ellis was up there like a flash
you naughty boys wont get no toys
cos he was giving a bash

didnt charge him for the orgie
or charge him for the cream
but there's nee cash for replacements
no matter how loud you scream

 

Film...Ellis in Wonerland

Song.. A Town Called Ellis

Poem... I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the forts
I flashed my dick from out my shorts.

 

in the mouth of his best pal and buddy