how be jay,>>>>>I don't mind being busy with the kids but I haven't been busy in work for the last 5-6yrs>>>my time of being busy is fooking over thank fook...............i call it semi retirement my misses calls it fking lazy cun.t syndrome
You guys cannot be sharing the same missus. But it sounds like mine is getting about a bit. Quote from last year when someone suggested I might retire.... "You're not f'in' living off me!"
boys i gotta be honest dudes, i find women EVIL, what other animal do you know out there that bleeds for a wk and doesn't die.........lucky for them its the non bleed times are all us men need 2 keep us sweet.................and another thing i also gotta complain about, "marriage" yep i didn't realise the terms of signing away the rights 2 a good old blow job were part of the detail..... the thing is lads of thought about this a bit <wink>>>>>>if we all just used pros for sex then we wouldn't need 2 live with women >>>>we could live with the lads, think of it watching football and a good curry kebab smash up every fking night without complaint .......if only carlsberg made male heaven hey
Football, curry & beer. Aber you sure do know the way to a mans heart . All said and done though, if my mrs made me choose between her and my season ticket it would be the easiest decision I'd ever make. How could I give up the love of my life, who is always there for me, makes me happy when I'm slightly down, and has always been my sweetheart? Footy wins every time
Reminded me of an old joke: "How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job"................."Marry her"
....good stuff lads seems we may be onto something here, even tho a gobble is great more than anything its nice 2 shut the fkrs up for ten minutes........maybe nine minutes