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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>

    Bit like a Taffy BS <ok>
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    I tick all the boxes and I'd happily tick her box too :)
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're married though. :bandit:
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Incorrect :)
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You have a Mrs. That's close enough. No number of "nm" acronyms will change that.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Are Roxette reforming?
     
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  7. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    I am available !,
     
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  8. saintanton

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    You should wean yourself off that stuff, btw. It's really bad for you.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't know how people drink the stuff. It reminds me of teenage house parties and spewing up. On one occasion, I'd been drinking a lot of it and I was snogging my new girlfriend. I spewed into her mouth. She wasn't my new girlfriend after that <laugh>
     
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    Even by your standards, that's rather more information than I would have liked.

    I was being serious though. The sugar levels in cider are astronomical - it really is bad for you.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Try telling the unit that. She drinks gallons of the filthy **** <yikes>
     
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  12. saintanton

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    You tell her - it might put her off it. I think it's something most people are unaware of.
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Its fruit, one of your 5 a day.
     
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  14. saintanton

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    Seriously, I read something about this a while back, and being the conscientious soul that I am and always concerned for the safety of my fellow man I looked it up.
    One pint of cider contains almost the full RDI of sugar for an adult. It contains between 5 and 10 times the amount of sugar in wine, proper beer or Carling.
    Get off the sweet stuff unless you want to be Matt Lucas by the time you're 30. <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I never had you down as a bandwagon-jumper, saint <doh>
     
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  16. saintanton

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    Just a joke - you know, repetition being an element of comedy and all that.
    I don't like any (British) lager so I have no opinion on the relative merits of different species of the stuff. Continental lagers are ok, but I've never understood the logic of cold beer unless you live in a hot country.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can't be doing with warn beer. The world would be a boring place and all that.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Even regular fruit juice isn't good for you. Sugars that are disolved in liquid are absorbed faster than from solid form. Could lead to kidney or liver disease and/or diabetes.

    The good parts of fruit, like fibre arnt in fruit juices. Fruit juice is barely any better than soda.


    That said I like cider and dark ales. Although I love a good porter most of all, cider is superior to any lager. <ok>
     
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    It's meant to be warm (cellar temperature) - that's how you can taste what's in it. Otherwise you might as well be drinking cold fizzy water with some alcohol in it.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Indeed. Beers that are sold cold are done so to remove the flavour.

    Beer that is supposed to be tasted is served at just below room temperature.
     
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