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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I woke up today and went to work.
     
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  2. Wherever

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    **** how spooky is that, I did exactly the same
     
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  3. San Diego

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    Cool :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    I woke up this morning, and went for a haircut !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 8, 2016
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I woke up this morning and some of you were having dinner yesterday
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    That's like Back to the Future, kiwi.

    Are you Marty McFly ?
     
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    Today I woke up and was mostly eating monster munch...
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Today l woke, went to work, client had no money, went broke, went back home again.
    I achieved nothing!
     
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  9. Wherever

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    Wrong thread Aussie
     
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  10. San Diego

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    Productive day then.
    Well done.
     
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  11. San Diego

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    As you can see from above, I am awake.
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    You may want to make yourself vertical.
    Otherwise, someone may phone 911 and report you dead.
    Not a good start to the day.
    Please consider this free advice.
     
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  13. San Diego

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    The advice is duly noted yet quickly forgotten.

    I am awake.....just.
     
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    When I woke this morning, I crushed a grape.
     
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    What ........... with your butt cheeks?
     
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  17. Wherever

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    I think I'm awake
     
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  18. San Diego

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    I know I'm awake.
    This post proves it.
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    no
    you are all asleep
    it is all a dream
    bobby will be in the shower
    none of this ever happened
     
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    I only used one butt cheek - the right hand one I think it was.
     
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