I'm not at the races today, I ****ed off a meeting at work and went home early. The new receptionist in my work has the worst fake tan I've seen. Her neck looks like an old map of Africa. I'm sure I saw Abyssinia written across one patch
There's a bint in our office who loves the fake tan and looks like an Oompa loompa. Have heard tell that her flap are as wide as the Channel Tunnel though so she must get her fair share of action.
She's worth a shot, just a pity she looks like some **** spilled cold tea all over her coupon <kennymillerfacemuir>