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Swedish Bird Wants A Liverpool Fan Husband

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Page_Moss_Kopite, Aug 11, 2016.

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  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Aug 11, 2016
  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    typcial swede... fake as ****
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 11, 2016
  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    26? She looks 40. Probably all the excessive makeup.

    I'm glad she likes Liverpool but if I were single I wouldn't volunteer to be with her. I like beer, but women that drink a lot of beer... Nah, not attractive. A girl who uses Tinder? That's a mark in the con column too.

    Not a very classy bint but I wish her good luck in her hunt.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 11, 2016
  4. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Garlic Klopp, Aug 11, 2016
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I tick 3 of te 5 boxes.... Just no beer and rather a week in sunny Bahamas thanks.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 11, 2016
  6. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I tick all the boxes, but do not have the energy at my age. Plus the Mrs would kill me!!!!
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    NO ****ING BEER???? <yikes>
     
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    She doesn't play beach volleyball...so I'm out...
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Nah, can't stand the stuff.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How do you get pissed?
     
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  11. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Babycham.
    Surely you've worked out his "tastes" by now? <laugh>
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Cider or mixers <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 11, 2016
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Mixers?
     
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  14. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Best not to ask!!!!
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Aug 11, 2016
  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's where a man straps a minibottle to his weener just before climax so when he comes his discharge is mixed with alcohol for the receiver.

    #brightonlingo
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd give her one if I was pissed and stoned <ok>
     
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  17. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    That's most days then
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Been behaving recently - ish <laugh>
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Vodka and Coke/orange etc..
     
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  20. Tobes

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    A Scandinavian kopite?

    Who'd have thought it.......
     
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