It works for me mate. As long as he isn't an actual shoe bomber of course I'd be pretty unhappy at that scenario.
We've got a shoeeeee bomber number 9 Your defence is gonna die We've got a shoeeeee bomber number 9 And I can't say that I mind!/The shrapnel's made me blind
He ain't, a Jew, He'll bomb you with his shoe, Slimaniiii, slimaniiii I'm sure these will be universally well received by the PC brigade in the morning...
To the Cisse song... We brought him from that Portugal, Slimani, We thought he'd come and score some goals , Slimani. Over he came he scored a few, blew Rafa up with his left shoe, Slimanii, Sunderland shoe bomber....
Send you some anthrax! Slimani will send you some anthrax, seeeend you some anthrax, he's gonna send you some anthrax!