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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Nothing on it's way <ok>
     
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  2. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Nice one.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    My name isn't Cyril !
     
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    My name isn't nothing
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Don't call me Shirley
     
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  6. UTRs

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    sale.jpg
     
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  7. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Shoddy out of date products at double the price!

    Everything must not go in the mammoth sale not on now thing they don't do in shops ever.
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    nothings been reduced
     
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  9. UTRs

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    And they have everything I don't need or want in stock!
     
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    So this rather than being a convenience store, its an inconvenience store<laugh>
     
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    The only thing that would make it very convenient for me would be free 24/7 all the sex you want with any woman you want, with an always open free bar and Kebab van area in every town in every part of the world!

    That would be f-ing amazing and probably the cause of my death!
     
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    Oh add a pool table and dart board to the above would also be very handy<laugh>
     
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    Boy, you don't ask for much do you!
    All the free sex,
    Any woman,
    All the booze,
    .........and yet, you only ask for a kebah.
    If you were greedy ( we can see that your not ) but if you were, you'd ask for a seven course meal, etc.
    Good to see your a balanced person, Greg.

    By the way, because of the thread title, you get nothing from me ............ and remember, Jesus loves you!
     
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    Jesus loves you, that's a Genesis song from 1992, I remember that one!

    I love me also!
     
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    Heaven is a place
    Where nothing ever happens

    David Byrne
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    if carlsberg did towns
     
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    If Carlsberg did a drinkable beer also they could do the free bar:azn:
     
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    How fcuking true!
    Nothing more to say except maybe drop a terd in it.
     
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