You weren't ready son, the pubes hadn't grown and you were thinking of Stretch.. We made a good decision that year and bought you an Amiga, remember that strip poker floppy you had? Right cool that was, wow..
Yes i remember that game well, it left me frustrated as feck. I didnt have a clue how to play Poker. Id sit up all night trying to get one of the lasses to get her kit off. I never even saw a bastard Nipple!
I saw them all, quite a poker player I was.. Your mam came into the extension one night and caught me haha, just said I was tidying up after you.. Sorry son, needs were must back then and you were always a good excuse with your wayward lifestyle.. Love you to bits though, nice to smile about it now.. One in a million you are..
Every Dad has done it marra....... You can only start doing it from when your bairn is 12+ ....... Before then you are on your own!!
Ha'way man Tees.. You're from Boro, ya divvent need porn! I went out with a lass from Priestfields in 1986 (I was 17) ...She was the equivalent of 50 Razzles !!! She destroyed me
Great post mate. I've seen loads of people spitting their dummies out on that Facebook Banter page, saying they're done with the club. One lad even said he was going to start supporting West Brom ffs... However much the tw*ts at the top make mugs out of us and fleece us for season tickets and merchandise, the club has been here far longer than them and it'll outlast them. The club is about your mates, your city, your heritage, and your identity, and nomatter how hard people might want to escape it when things are going to pot, there's no getting away from it.
