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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    i'm still single ... if you think about it it's perfect really
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're a ****ing filth monger <laugh>
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What ?!
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** off with the faux shock <laugh>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    In my inability to fulfill the role, I wholeheartedly endorse @Druidius .
     
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  6. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I second that. I am sure he will show her a good time, amongst other things!
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes yes bound to treat them right, like drinking plenty of pineapple juice before dates.
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I need a good milk-ing
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Does pineapple not make dogs poop taste awful so they dont eat it?

    I presume this is some spunk guzzling joke then... which is of course highly inappropriate given is a mans daughter yer on about. Tut tut like.
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    it makes you spunk in reams and makes it taste better ... apparently
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The blond slut was in there last night, but I was with my eldest again and she left us alone <ok>
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    hope you ordered pineapple juice and not carling
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No idea what you're on about, you weird **** <yikes>
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    this is no way to talk to your future son in law
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Next visit to London, how about a drink?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Always up for it, but how easy is it for you to get out? Lost your number, by the way. text or OM me please <ok>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I was on about your daughter. <whistle>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get knotted - literally.
     
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