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  1. saintanton

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    I'd always split it into two words personally, though I wouldn't put it past our colonial cousins to fuse it into one.
    Anyway, hope you get rid of the nasty prospective son-in-law.

    I didn't even mention the other gaffe in that post, btw, because I'm such a nice man.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I doubt I'd get tea and cakes in America. I'd probably have to supply any refreshments for myself.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Shame she's upset but good for her if she's leaving him. I've never understood why some good women stick with awful guys.
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I'd like to make a porno that's set during jury duty

    oh yeah, there's that episode of peep show where jez bangs one of the other jurors
     
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  5. Tobes

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    I can see it now...by the final scene there'd be wigs and gowns everywhere, it's got legs <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's the splitarse Greez <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> I'm going to have to read it again. More so, I was aware of.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can't find it <yikes>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Fairly sure you mean defuse, as diffuse means to spread over a wide area.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****. Missed that. That's a serious **** up. That's typing whilst annoyed <grr>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    I've reported you to the Serious ****-Up division of the Grammar Police.
    Expect a call......
     
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  12. BobbyD

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    You reckon you will ever like any of your daughters bfs. You havent liked any of the eldest and you certainly didn't like the bum he went off to south america.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bastardo <yikes>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Its a shame for @Red Hadron Collider that I'm not available but I'm already married so I won't woo his daughters.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eldest - none of them. The previous one was a Red, but was and is boring as sin.

    Youngest - don't mind the current one. Quite a nice lad.

    Nome of them will ever be good enough <laugh>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No yanks or people with connections to Northwich. That's you royally ****ed anyway <laugh>
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Shouldn't the fact I've lived in America and near Northwich and maintained my wonderful integrity and charm anyway count for something?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Drink that load of bastardo and you would be il <laugh>
     
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