Diabetes

****, I think I have been diagnosed with Diabetes.

Waiting for the test result but I have all the symptomns.

Anybody on here diabetic?

Basically I want to know if I can still get pissed and drink beer.

 

**** sake man. Just tell me where you live and I'll come round and put you out your misery.

I have knives, rope, lead pipe or death by buggery.

Your choice.

 

Isn't it only fat people who get diabetes?

Fat **** that you are.

How's things anyway? Have you joined up to any new therapy?

 

How old are you?

 

Yeah, but it depends if you control it by diet, tablets (Metformin) or Insulin injections.

 

There ain't no buggery in my Cluedo game, but cheers for giving me the idea.

 

My priest lied to me

 

Priests don't lie, you stupid bastard.

 

Practicing bloweys on?

 

You're right. It was the Rev. Green.

Typical proddy huns

 

Bigot

 

That's the least of my concerns right now.

 

I think that might be the way to sort this out. Nice insurance number for my wee ones.

Your pick.

Just don't eat me after you've killed me.

 

No probs. I will be shagging your wife next to your naked rigor mortis strewn corpse though. You never know, it might actually turn her on.

 

Nice to hear from you Tina. No new therapy, depression has been fine. I'm 5'11" and 12 stone so pretty much a skinny bastard.

Health is crap now (lucky white heather eh?).

If I didn't have lovely kids I'd come up with an imaginitve way to pop my clogs.

How you doing?

 

Silly bastard, nothing turns my wife on.....mind you, my dead body miht just do the trick.

 

I'm glad your depression's fine. It can be a bit of a bugger as you know. I was joking about the fat jibe. I used to date a guy who had it (He was about 10st).

I hope your health picks up. Have you thought about any alternate therapies?

I'm doing fine, thanks. It's nice to see some of the old faces on here, not so nice with some others.