Hope this doesn't scupper the not606 meet st the Old Farmhouse! I know what tight-fisted gits you all are!
Crossed my mind. Arrive Old Farmhouse at 12.30, one drink, then unseemly scrum as everyone rushes to St Marys. Fats will be hampered by having to hold hands with a few lost souls.
Why not make this the season where you start to lose a bit of that infamous bulk.? By the end of the season you can be a slim powerhouse. Just ready for summer.
I think we will end up starting with this Forster, Cedric, Fonte, Van Dijk, Targett, Romeu, Hojbjerg, Davis, Tadic, Redmond, Long Subs, McCarthy, Yoshida, Pied, Clasie, Austin, Rodriguez, Ward-Prowse
Can't believe Fat's is carring a few excess ounces? Last season when I almost made The Old Farmhouse someone said you'll recognise Fat's as he looks like an anorexic whippet?
Just dropped back to give you a link for your other problem. On the weight problem, I could take my own advice a bit.
It can't be any worse than a warm carling out of plastic bottle can it, every match I send my mate down to get me one because I purely can't be arsed. Every time " oh and don't get the carling!" , And what does he come back with dick!!!
We've all stuck a plastic bottle in our waistband and hid it under a Saints shirt that's too big... Well, maybe not all of us but I know I certainly have