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It's Pony-tail Keith the Stoner's 50th birthday today. I can only imagine what sort of ****ing mess he'll be in tonight. In other news, my mate Jenks (the one with the ****ed liver) came into the Cheese on Sunday. I'd just got to his house to have a smoke with him and then his phone went. It was Shirley (bloke) and then Reno called. They arrived in a taxi and dragged him out. He sat there drinking orange squash while Shirley proceeded to neck large JDs right in front of him, toasting him while doing so. Shirley thought it was hilarious, but no other ****er did. It won't have done him any harm to get out of the house though.
My youngest is on jury service this week. First case. Multiple rape and assault on a woman by her partner, both of whom live in................. ................Latchford
Dunno whats more funny you forgetting or the fact that your clear natural instinct to come on her is revealed when your inhibitions are low
tbh if i got hooked for jury service i'd prefer it to be something big like that than some banal dispute over parking or a creaking gate, although i'd probably get into those ... justiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Sounds a barrel of laughs that case.... You probably drink with him, it'll be skag head Pete the wife worrier
My boss is leaving, so we had a boozy lunch to celebrate (didn't spend a penny). Had 6 beers, couldn't do any work but needed to kill time at my desk. I think I've come on numerous times whilst intoxicated. I just love you all too much.
what.... **** sake have you taught her nothing? the prosecution will want her on jury as a young female... bound to vote guilty. but the defense would just love to get shut of her so any line like that would see her out of there. Nobody needs to look at the evidence for that stuff.
