Off Topic The Olympics/Paralympics thread

Did I just hear a commentator talk about a Russian gymnast named Stretchy-vitch ?

 

Louis Smith brought in to do one thing, and he ****s it up.

Warra dickhead.

 

Plus he had a man bun. Never trust a man with a hair bun.

 

They would've probably got a medal had he not bothered to turn up and someone else did it.

Watch him get gold in the individuals now, the prat.

 

I see the rugby women are now getting trounced by Canada too, after smashing them in the group.

Typical. Do it in the groups, **** up when it matters...

 

Anyone see these two in the hockey?

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The Aussie girls will reap revenge for the Brits.

 

Will? The final was hours ago.

 

That's what happens when you rely on news about Aussie Olympians from your wife!

 

Shi Tingmao is the best name at the Olympics so far.

 

Just a bit off topic and back to my high school days. Music teacher asked which Russian composer wrote "The Flight of the Bumblebee". Class mate answered" Sir I know this but struggling with the name- it sounds like 'rips her corsets off'!"

 

Funny how some names just suit career paths. At secondary school our Home Economics teacher was called Mrs Burns.

 

for a while we had a French teacher by the name of Mme Chesters. On her 1st day, she introduced herself and told us that she came from Brest. Cue much giggling amongst the 13/14 year old boys in the room. She was rather well endowed IIRC.

 

There was a table tennis player yesterday from Taiwan called Cheng I-Ching. Just rolls off the tongue.

 

It's called nominative determinism

https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/nominative-determinism-ftw?utm_term=.liAWvA61m#.wv3nE2DKJ

 

It sounds like a Mexican dish.

 

Looks like she's been on a date with Stan Collymore