Enough of that ****e. Proper footy starts again. Man City v Sunderland. The big league starts this weekend.
I really hope your getting excited for the new season Com. It's been so long! I bet you cant wait, the anticipation. You should proper build it up in your own head just like every other mackem. Just so when you lose, it will be even more painful!
At least we know we will now win if Comm is doing the match thread. Moyesy vs Pep - what price a shock 1-0 away win after Man C playing keep ball for 89mins?
I might go on the mackem board and offer them a £10 transfer fee for Com, if accepted then he would have to transfer and become a full time Toon supporter
They are probably too pre-occupied at losing their main man Lamine Kone to Everton - allegedly. I'd almost feel sorry for them if they lost their managerial messiah and centre back messiah in the space of a few weeks. Its almost like someone is just having a bit of sport with them. Next Kirchoff and Defoe will be out for the season. I say almost, but in truth its all rather amusing.
1-1 and an absolute meltdown from fans! following two games will be similar then Mitro will be brought back into the fold, he will then score 6 on his first appearance in the league followed by 7 goals in his second game.
Rejected out of hand. Make it £15 and a night with Cheryl whatever her surname is this week but started out as Tweedy, and we can begin to talk.
This aint the Kone negotiations and I havent just received £50m for John Stones. The best I can do is £15 and a bucket of the cheesiest chips! I'll even throw in some ketchup saches
