Most of us have bought something off 'the web'... Isn't it disappointing when it arrives and doesn't quite seem the same ??? Anyone had to return goods for any particular reason?
dont knock it until youve tried it. Ive tried a pound of ox liver folded in half inbetween the mattress and bed base during my advanced masturbation learning techniques so this wouldhold no qualms at all
I hope to god you're taking the piss because if you're not, the men in white coats are about 20 minutes from your front door!
When you order a birthday cake for your little daughter asking for a BLONDE marzipan girl on the top... Be sure to make sure you spell BLONDE correctly...... Otherwise ....