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Off Topic Ehab facts......

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by pierredelafranchesca, Aug 8, 2016.

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  1. pierredelafranchesca

    pierredelafranchesca Well-Known Member

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    Mega bored at work, and becoming incresingly desperate at the plight with City, I thought it may be amusing to follow on from the #askEhab, with some #EhabFacts....like the Chuck Norris facts, but focussing (primarilly) on the big man's business and financial accumen.........so i'll kick off......

    Ehab Allam is such an accomplished negotiator he can buy a big mac in a burger king #EhabFacts

    Ehab Allam only needs 6 and not 9 stamps to get a free Costa Coffee #EhabFacts

    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but not for Ehab, he has a bird in each hand and has sold the 3rd for a million % profit. #EhabFacts
     
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    pierredelafranchesca, Aug 8, 2016
  2. allowentry

    allowentry Well-Known Member

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    He's a ****
     
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    allowentry, Aug 8, 2016
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  3. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    That was my initial reaction to the thread title.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Aug 8, 2016
  4. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    Costa Coffee don't do stamps for free coffee. I've lost faith in this thread as a result of this.
     
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    AlRawdah, Aug 8, 2016
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  5. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    His ****ishness behaviour is on a par with Bengals.
     
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  6. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    I bet he's the sort of person to park in parent and child spaces, without children. Or a disabled space without a badge.
     
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    GLP, Aug 8, 2016
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    Trau Morgus Well-Known Member

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    As Ehab has no use for written words, all his books contain only pictures and binary code. #EhabFacts
     
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    Trau Morgus, Aug 8, 2016
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    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    May as well close this thread right now.

    There's nothing more to add.
     
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  9. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    This amused me though, that someone took off the Guardian website

    Ehab's summer

     
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  10. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Sir Richard Branson rings Ehab up regularly for advice. Ehab tells him what he would do and then Branson does the opposite.
     
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  11. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    They do (well it might be more technical than that I suppose)
     
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  12. augustatiger

    augustatiger Well-Known Member

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    According to some he is a child and others think he has mental issues so perhaps he has a right to park in those spaces
     
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  13. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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  14. Quill

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    As well as being a ****, he's also a cockwomble.
     
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  15. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Ehab suffers from the unfortunate affliction the Reverse Midas Touch.
     
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  16. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    See also CSM, knob jockey and general all round fool.
     
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  17. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Ehabfacts / His first words were CV.

    He genuinely thinks Rodney is called Dave.

    He thinks Melton is in Egypt.
     
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    Walter Sobchak, Aug 8, 2016
  18. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    He is allowed in the child spaces cause he is a child.
    The child from hellllllllllllllllllllllll:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  19. SimonGraysJacket

    SimonGraysJacket Well-Known Member

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    Cant believe I never noticed this......

    If you re-arrange the letters EHAB, you can make an anagram of repugnant dictators son with no brain!!!!
     
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    SimonGraysJacket, Aug 8, 2016
  20. Evington

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    And mine
     
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