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Leicester City's owners ... the best?

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Leicester City's owners have rewarded the first team squad's EPL Premiership title triumph by giving the 19 players who contributed and are still at the club with these:

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    ... our owners are incredible and universally loved by the club's supporters ...

    Obviously a bench mark (not Benchmarx - Kitchen Pete) has now been set and there are rumours that rival owners are already putting plans in place to rival Leicester's generosity ...

    Daniel Levy at Spurs looks to mimic

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    Liverpool Owners are stopping short of cars:

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    I'm sure they really need a new car <doh>
    Also they're going look like total twats all driving the same car.

    Not very well thought out tbh. Cheap as chips for 2016 bonuses too.


    Pogba is getting his own Island and 75 virgins.
     
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    They'd have probably preferred a more traditional Thai gift tbh, a massive beak and ho's bash on some random island
     
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    As Sky says, pretty cheap bonuses for a team that won the PL...

    And all the same ****ing colour too!...<laugh>
     
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    .... <doh> ... they have one each numbnuts ... this isn't the Shankly Lift share ... and this isn't their title bonus .. it's an additional gesture of bon homie ... and don't snigger ... bon homie is not what you are thinking ....

    ... and it's not Pogba that's getting the virgins and the River Island accout ... it's @Spurlock ... but only after he has popped his clogs ...

    ... on a separate note ... if United do sign Pogba do you think it heralds a return to the swamp for Shrek?
     
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    ... see response to Sky <doh>
     
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    Meaning where???
     
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    Everton? ... once a blue always a blue? <whistle> ... could see him off to China in reality ... Juan Mata too ... buy one get one free? ... just think of the crass jokes "Wassa Mata?" ...
     
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    No ta.
     
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    Certainly cheaper than investing in the squad.
     
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    ... Musa, Mendy, Kapustka, Hernandez, Zeiler ... more than happy with our bringing in such young, hungry, talented players ... and breaking our transfer record twice in the process ....
     
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    Probably have nasty king power duty free stickers everywhere.
     
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    A league title, all that TV money...and they spend £10m.

    But all the players got a new £50k car!
     
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    £105k cars ... Wazza also has one ... although probably considerably slower than the Leicester ones <whistle>
     
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    Whoop.

    "Lads, we've banked gazillions of pounds but we're not going to invest much of it in the squad. However, here's a £100k motor, Fat Wazza has one!"

    Epic.
     
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    Thread Fail <laugh>
     
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    ... as one of the commentators said yesterday ...Leicester City have a far stronger squad now than they did last season ... indeed than they have had in their entire history ... plus, as well publicised, Ranieri has "limitless funds" to invest in the squad should he wish to do so ... he'll be bringing in lots of young hungry talent ..

    in contrast ".. lads we are resigning a player we let go for nixies for £100m ... and we'll be sending anyone under 25 out on loan" no worries mind ... the Glazers will just add it all to the debt ... for everything else there is MasterCard <laugh>
     
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    Who have you bought in to improve your first 11, considering your most important player got sold?
     
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    Owners invest in squad shocker!

    Maybe the Glazers should have just mugged the squad off with a new TV each.
     
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