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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Aug 7, 2016.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    She may well be but at least she isn't 83 like Joan Collins who more than one GC'er said they would pump the other day.

    I know I am a pervert but I'm not that sick.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ ****
     
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    monacoger, Aug 8, 2016
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Grannyf*cker
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 8, 2016
  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I haven't ****ed her yet, but when I was 19 I shagged a woman who was 43 and she was a grandmother<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 8, 2016
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    She was your grandmother
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 8, 2016
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, she wasn't, that would have been very weird.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 8, 2016
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Oh ye canny shag yer granny up the arse :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 8, 2016
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not a song sung doon Campbeltown way.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 8, 2016
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ that's teuchters fur ye
     
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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So on that note....
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 10, 2016
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Monnies latest hard-on machine

    please log in to view this image
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 11, 2016
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    ^^^ Toby's bird, before and after a shag
     
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    brb, Aug 11, 2016
  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Can you still buy 60+ magazine?

    At a distribution warehouse I worked at, we used to read all the grumble mags we could ever want.

    In one issue of 60+ the centre fold was an 87 year old I kid you not.

    The caption on the front cover read "Nannies and Grannies showing their fannies!" Which I found highly amusing.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Aug 11, 2016
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    **** it, why not?

    At least ya won't get the ****s pregnant.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 11, 2016
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have you still got aforementioned issue? <whistle>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 13, 2016
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What is it with these people?
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 13, 2016
  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Just because she's yer mammy's mammy?

    What about MY human rights ? <grr>
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 13, 2016
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  19. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    God no, I closed it and stuffed it back on the pallet.

    One of the guys used to take magazines home for his missus so, when he wasn't looking we put a copy of Razzle inside her Family circle.

    He wasn't best pleased the next day.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Aug 13, 2016
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