LEEDS ARE COMMING TO OUR TOWN

LOVE AND LAUGHTER ALL AROUND
CHIPPY AND HIS MATES ARE SO HAPPY AT THE SUNSHINE THEY HAVE FOUND
BUT BE CAREFULL GENTLE YORKSHIREMEN OR YOUR GET LOST TRYING TO FIND OUR GROUND
BE AWARE OF THE NEW PELE HIS NAMES IS KUMER ROOFE
WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIM THATS OUR MISTAKE AND THAT IM AFRAID IS THE TRUTH
BUT WHEN THE LEEDS SING THE RANGERS WILL KNOW BECAUSE THEY WILL RAISE THE ROOF
AND THE DAY IS GOING TO BE FOUGHT OUT IN BRILLIANT SUNSHINE
AND THE QPR FANS ARE DRINKING BOTTLES OF RED WINE
DONT ASK ME TO PREDICT THE SCORE THIS GAMES SO TIGHT BUT IM SURE IT WILL BE FINE
THEYLL BE LOADS OF SOUTHERN TOTTY ALL LOOKING FOR A YORKIE BAR
BUT THE YORKSHIRE FANS WILL BE TOO BLOWN OUT OF THERE HEADS BY FAR

 

nice one ted


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Will we need our passports?

 

No, but bring your google translate so you can understand the locals

 

well the day will be full of exitement if you look at thye you tube of the she wed at qpr younare going to mbe given the same pub and you can sing your heart out and not a cockney boy in sight but its full of southern totty hopelessly in love with the northern accent so you will be having a great day out its absolutely scorching down here,its like being in spain a blue sky no clouds
WHAT A DAY YOUR GOING TO HAVE MOST PROBABLEY A 4-0 VICTORY QPR HAVE ONLY ONE TWICE IN THE LAST 15 SEASONS ON THE OPENING DAY SO IT SHOULD BE PLANE SAILING

 

Sun must be extra strong in London it's frying their brains

 

GOAWD BLIMEY GEEZER ITS SO HOT HERE ITS LIKE JAMAICA

 

No wonder the locals have got a suntan all year round

 

Whys that. Do they all talk in all capitals and no punctuation

 

To be fair English probably isn't Ted's first language

 

No one speaks English in Cockneyshire, full of ****ing dole scrounging immigrants

 

Even the Mayor's a sandal wearing carpet kisser

 

And terrorist sympathiser Forza

 

And all his supporters are terrorist sympathisers Olof

Guilty by association

Wonder if Ted voted for him

 

Only the paddies geet.

 

Next he'll be telling us that he's a British Muslim or the son of a bus driver.

 

So the Micks are ok.......

 

hey does anybody know what times the pubs are opening im getting worried that the old bill is going to say that the qpr thugs are too active and the pubs are not allowed to open so far they have shut three of our top thug pubs and weve only got four thugs
BUT OUR BEST FRIENDS MILLWALL OF COURSE WILL BE THERE TODAY,THE BERMONDSET BLUR CORE ARE ALL WEARING LIGHT BLUE TRAINERS
AND ARE ONLY RECRUITED IF THERE OVER 6FT SO THEY DO STAND OUT THEY HAVE ALL SHAVEN HEADS VBUT THERES ONLY THREE HUBDRED OF THEM
THERE SECOPND BEST CREW ARE THE DEPTFORD SHIPBUILDING CREW ALL SONS OF DOCKERS AND WEARING RED TRAINERS

but these millwall love leeds they trully do,but they do have a strange way of showing it i wonder if millwall steve will be comming down today,are you commingh down steve i know west ham and spurs are sending a few down

 

I'm getting bored with Ted and his constant drivel about hooligans and thugs.

WTF would Leeds fans know about pub opening times in Lonodon around the QPR ground when Ted is a supporter who lives there and is a doorman and doesn't know..??

Wouldn't be surprised if Ted is an active Hooligan trying to find out where fans are going to be by pretending to be as thick as ****.

 

At risk of causing outrage I can't understand why he is still here.
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