Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Good one, G4E!

That ought to mug a like out of Pixie.

 

These days I pretty much just like comments because I know it will have you throwing your arms up and acting like a tart.

 

Truth be told. I dont mind Spurs. Ok i maybe favour Arsenal a tad, but have nothing against Spurs.

But ffs Hiag is a dildo. Even his own can see this. Talk about dragging a club down.

 

Most of the spuds have pretty much disowned him, but there are a couple who stick up for him. A bit like an older brother who tries to protect his special needs younger sibling.

Then there's @Skylarker and @luvgonzo who just play him. Dangling a 'like' to reel him in before cutting him down with barbed comment then sitting back to watch him creep round them and sing their praises. Top wumming to be honest

 

Let me speak to you in your tongue...

If ah am neet mistekn, that's high praise in yor neck iv the woods. am ah reet?

[Translation: If I am not mistaken, that's high praise in your neck of the woods, leik. Am I right?]

 

The Swedish chef from the Muppets?

 

Schteve McClaren ?

 

7/10 but a bonus mark for the effort. So a 8/10. Not bad.

 

Pixie is going to be livid that so many of the lads found my recent piss-taking parody of him to be hilarious and that by liking it they have, effectively, laughed in his face.

Absolutely livid!

 

What piss taking parody was that ?

 

I think you've pushed him over the edge. He was last seen babbling on a survey thread on PL board. I think someone has taken his dildo comforter! I hope they finger the person responsible.

 

Thanks.


And it's only pre-season

 

HIAG will be destroyed when he works out that you're playing him.

He'll probably still carry on being a sycophant towards you though. As I said, top wumming mate

 

Meh.

The lads can give and take a bit of gentle ribbing, Pixie, without going off the OCD-scale.

Sky chuckles at me, I piss my pants at him, that's how it goes with us lads.

 

Incontinence to go with the dildo fingering! Anything else you wish to tell us Pinocchio? Im scared to make you laugh in case you **** yourself

 

He still hasn't worked out where to insert the dildo! The lads tend to help with the insertion lolz

 

There's no chance of that happening, Skiddy, so rest easy, pal.