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Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, May 18, 2016.

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Which is HIAG's biggest wum **** up ?

  1. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9145202, member: 1014059"]I love how Gooners are trying to convince t

  2. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9197768, member: 1014059"]Pixie knows, deep down in his heart, that w

  3. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9151839, member: 1014059"]I coined the phrase St Arsehole's Day, last

  4. [QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9204334, member: 1014059"] God forbid that they (Arsenal) bottle doin

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  1. Good one, G4E!

    That ought to mug a like out of Pixie.
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    These days I pretty much just like comments because I know it will have you throwing your arms up and acting like a tart. :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Truth be told. I dont mind Spurs. Ok i maybe favour Arsenal a tad, but have nothing against Spurs.

    But ffs Hiag is a dildo. Even his own can see this. Talk about dragging a club down.
     
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    Most of the spuds have pretty much disowned him, but there are a couple who stick up for him. A bit like an older brother who tries to protect his special needs younger sibling.

    Then there's @Skylarker and @luvgonzo who just play him. Dangling a 'like' to reel him in before cutting him down with barbed comment then sitting back to watch him creep round them and sing their praises. Top wumming to be honest :)
     
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  5. Let me speak to you in your tongue...

    If ah am neet mistekn, that's high praise in yor neck iv the woods. am ah reet?

    [Translation: If I am not mistaken, that's high praise in your neck of the woods, leik. Am I right?]
     
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    The Swedish chef from the Muppets?
     
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    Schteve McClaren ?
     
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    7/10 but a bonus mark for the effort. So a 8/10. Not bad.
     
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  9. Pixie is going to be livid that so many of the lads found my recent piss-taking parody of him to be hilarious and that by liking it they have, effectively, laughed in his face.

    Absolutely livid!
     
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    What piss taking parody was that ?
     
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    I think you've pushed him over the edge. He was last seen babbling on a survey thread on PL board. I think someone has taken his dildo comforter! I hope they finger the person responsible. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Thanks.


    And it's only pre-season :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    HIAG will be destroyed when he works out that you're playing him.

    He'll probably still carry on being a sycophant towards you though. As I said, top wumming mate <applause>
     
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  15. Meh.

    The lads can give and take a bit of gentle ribbing, Pixie, without going off the OCD-scale.

    Sky chuckles at me, I piss my pants at him, that's how it goes with us lads.
     
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    Incontinence to go with the dildo fingering! Anything else you wish to tell us Pinocchio? Im scared to make you laugh in case you **** yourself
     
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    He still hasn't worked out where to insert the dildo! The lads tend to help with the insertion lolz
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. There's no chance of that happening, Skiddy, so rest easy, pal.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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