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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Your lucky that that was all that was blown if TEd ever finds you
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Ted has just emailed me. I think I may have blown your cover kiwi, but I didn't tell him which island you lived on, just the town.

    Apparently he is flying out to see you tonight <doh>
     
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Today I woke up.
     
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Still awake.
     
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  5. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Going to sleep now, Friday night 10:16 how times have changed
     
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  6. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Anybody still awake?
    I am.
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I'm still awake
    Saturday morn here sd
     
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    If it was saturday morning already I'd be listening to the match.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    My bowels are......
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Stop talking crap Aussie <laugh>
     
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Speak to me ole chocolate lips!
     
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  12. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Today I woke up.
    It's match day!!!
     
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today l woke up ........ Farted ........ Farted some more......... Continued farting for nearly five minutes........ Followed thru not long after.
    I went back to bed.
    I woke up again some time after.
    I farted again .........
     
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  14. Wherever

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    The answer my friend is blowing in the wind
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    the answer my friend is to not be anywhere near aussie when he wakes up
     
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    He does appear to be somewhat "fartridden" if that's an actual word :)
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    it is now
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Fair enough - who is going to tell him ?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don't.
    Denial is paramount.
     
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  20. Wherever

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    Silk is parachute
     
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