You tease... Don't be talking French or you wont be getting out of here any time soon. You have been warned. Paddies behave yourselves. P.S Sorry Beth I cant send you the undraped picture you requested. My mrs wouldn't approve.
SORRY I DIDNT GIVE YOU A MORE DETAILED ACCOUNT SO HERE IT IS GOALKEEPER SMITHIES CONSIDERD TO BE ONE OF THE BEST GOALKEEPERS OUTSIDE THE PREM,HIS HANDLEING OF THE BALL REMINDS ME OF PAT JENNINGS HE IS SO COOL FULL BACK BIDWELL LAST SEASON HE WAS BRENTFORDS PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND CAPTAIN HIS TACKLING IS FIERCE A BIT LIKE YOUR OLD NORMAN HUNTER I EXPECT THE OTHER FULL BACK TO BE NEDUM ONOURA HE WAS BOUGHT FROM MAN CITY HE LIKE BIDWELL PUTS IN SOME LEG BREAKING TACKLES AND AT THE ALDERSHOT PRE SEASON GAME HE BROKE A YOUNG PLAYERS LEG,SNAPPING TWO BONES COMPLETELY IN HALF SO FULL BACKS ARE POSSIBLEY BEST IN THE DIVISION CENTER HALFS ARE HALL A YOUNG PLAYER WE GOT FROM TOTTEHHAM THEN TEN MILLION RATED AND FULL ENGLAND INTERNATIONAL STEVEN CAULKER AND PIERCE WHO WE JUST BOUGHT FROM HUDDERSFIELD SO I RATE THE DEFENCE AS IN THE TOP THREE IN THIS DIVISION OUR MIDFIELD IS QUITE BRILLIANT THEY HAVE ABOUT EIGHT REALLY GOOD PLAYERS AND LOOK OUT FOR CHERY HE CAN REALLY HIT 45 YARD SHOTS INTO YOUR TOP CORNERS OF THE NET BUT ALTHOUGH OUR MIDFIELD AND DEFENCE WOULD MAKE US A AUTOMATIC PLAY OFF CHOICE NOW IT ALL GOES TERRIBLEY WRONG FOR US WE DONT HAVE ANY NATURAL WINGERS HAVING SOLD PHILLIPS FOR 5 MILLION WE ARE VERY LIGHT IN THAT DEPARTMENT AND THEN INTO THE STRIKER DEPARTMENT WE ARE COMPLETE CRAP OS WE HAVE UP FRONT CONOR WASHINGTON WHO COST THREE MILLION BUT SO FAR HASNT SCORED ONE GOAL ACCEPT ONCE IN A FRIENDLY,WE HAVE JET WHO PLAYS ONE GOOD GAME AND TEN BAD ONES AND SEBASTION POULTER WHO HAS A CENTER FORWARD LAST SEASON SCORED SEVEN TIMES ALTHOUGH HES BIG AND CLUMSY AND BRAVE HE CANT FINISH WHY ITS GONE SO TERRIBLY WRONG FOR US IS THAT FERDINAND THOUGHT WITH HIS TOTTENHAM CONNECTION HE COULD LOAN FOR A SEASON PRITCHARD BUT SPURS SOLD HIM FOR 8 MILLION AND THATS THE END OF POOR L;ITTLE QPR ERM BASICALLY IF YOU LOOK FOR A MIDFIELD SLOG OUT WITH OUR MIDFIELD YOU WILL GET MURDERD OUR MIDFIELD IS TOP NOTCH AND BANG ON THE MONEY ESPECIAL;LY THIS NEW KID COUSINS WHO QPR BOUGHT FROM CHARLTON LEEDS NEED TO PLAY TWO UP FRONT AND ATTACK THEN I THINK THEY WILL WIN 2-0 BUT IF THEY TRY TO PLAY ONE UP FRONT YOU WILL PLAY TO QPRS STRENGTH AND WILL DRAW OR LOSE AND AS A FINISHING STATEMENT ILL RECAP ON WHAT QPRBETH SAID YOU HAVE SIGNED IN ROOFE A MOST BRILLIANT PLAYER HES GOING TO SCORE 25 GOALS NEXT SEASON FOR YOU,I EXPECT HIM SOON TO BE WORTH TEN MILLION ME AND OTHER FANS WROTE TO THE CLUB DEMANDING THEY SECURE HIS SIGNITURE AND FERDINAND REFUSED TO BUY HIM HAVING WATCHED HIM SEVEN TIMES YOU CAN BE SURE HE WILL BE OUT TO SHOW FERDINAND HE WAS WRONG SO ALL IN ALL THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT GAME MOST QPR EXPECT LEEDS TO SMASH QPR BY THREE CLEAR GOALS,BUT HAVE A GREAT DAY OUT,AND ENJOY
Sorry to contradict Ted my old mate, who always writes in capitals, and no he is not shouting, he has poor eyesight ...so please don't take offence Nedum Onuoha, the nicest guy in football...our captain, but no RB..attack down that wing with Roofe and Dallas and you have won the game. Ted is fixated on someone called Pierce, we do not have a player called Pierce...The players name is Joel Lynch, Welsh International we got from Huddersfiels who looks real good, but currently is behind Caulker. We actually have two young natural wingers, but one is young (Shidopo, but will be really good one day) and Abdenasser El Khayati is a bit lightweight (you will dominate him) Agree with Ted re Cousins, but he is not yet fully fit. But Luongo is looking good. Forwards are either going to be a hit or a big miss. We have a BFG (Big ****ing German) he is a menace, but not yet a natural goalscorer....and we have an excellent no10 (Chery). If they click...we are flying....but we all think in the heat of the battle they won't. So I still predict, we will dominate the first part of the game, Green will have a stormer and our heads (especially Chery and BFG) will go down...and Roofe or Dallas will run pass Ned and you will win. And then Ted will come on here on Sunday pm....and write you a poem (Note TED's signature underneath his avatar, that was bestowed on him from above...it is not self-penned!)...
For someone coming from the gender driven by chemicals instead of common sense that Beth ^^^^^^^^^ knows her onions.
THANKYOU BETH YOU GOURGEOUS CREATURE CAN YOU GO ON MY INSTINCT AND MARRY CHIPPY GLORY IVE HEARD HE IS KIND OF BEAUTIFULL IN HIS OWN WAY,I WILL PAY 2000 POUNDS TOWARDS THE WEDDING
For God sake Ted stop marrying me off...you are like bloody marriage broker... I will not marry you, Factomundo, JET or Chippy/Glory........I am happily married and old...... leave me alone!
OH DEAR IM IN TROUBLE AGAIN IM LIKE A PUPPY DOG IM ALWAYS TRYING TO PLAY I DONT KNOW WHY IM LIKE THAT I MIGHT GROW UP ONE DAY BUT AS ME MUM WAS FROM YORKSHIRE CHIPPY GLORY SEEMS TO ACCEPT ME AS A NUT AND ON SUNDAY IM GOING TO BUY HIM A BIG PIZZA FROM THE LOCAL PIZZA HUT HES THE ONLY TRUE FRIEND IVE GOT THESE SOUTHERNERS THERE A BIT OF A COLD LOT THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE AVERAGE YORKIE LIKES NOTHING PLANNED AND ON SUNDAY THE SEVENTH THEY WILL DRINK 17 PINTS OF TETLEY BEST BITTER THEY WILL CHASE ALL THE FEMALES TO SEE WHO CAN FIND THE FITTER AND THE RESULT OF THE GAME MATTERS NOT ONE JOT AS LONG AS THESE GUYS ARE ALL PISSED UP ,ON THE CARD THAT IS A DOT THE GAME WILL GO VERY BADLY FOR US IM AFRAID VERY OFTEN ALL THE BEST PLANS ARE LAID BUT ROOFE IS GOING TO TEAR US TO SHREDS I BET FERDINANDS MEANESS LOST ROOFE,AND NOW HE IS SET TO SHOW THE LONDONERS BALL SKILLS EVEN PELE COULD NEVER HAVE MET THATS ABOUT IT NOW FOLKS ILL SEE AT THE BUSH RANGER ON SUNDAY ,AND BUY CHIPPY A BEER IM NOT GONNA TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM UNLESS HE WILL THINK IVE GONE QUEER
Just for the record Ted, Smithies might be a solid keeper but Leeds fans wouldn't know. The poor lad is scared ****less of Leeds. He's known for having absolute nightmares against us.
JUST FOR THEVRECORD LEEDSREVOLUTION QPR ARE SCARED XXXXLESS OF LEEDS ARE YOU BRINGING THE FULL FIRM AGAIN IF SO IM WEARING A NAPPY
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGOSH ,MY BLASTED CAT LEPTED ONTO THE KEY BOARD,EVEN HES SCARED XXXXLISS OF THE SERVICE CREW CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO MY POOR CAT THAT THE MIGHTY SERVICE CREW DONT ACTUALLY EAT CATS BEARING IN MIND THAT OUR MASCOT IS JUDE THE CAT
