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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I thought big gay old guys were all fat like big gay all on south park??

    surely there's lots of old gay lads knocking round birghton too?

    @InBiscanWeTrust
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this is not yankland... i've not seen too many lines so far in this ribbing...
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe although the stereotype around here.

    Obsessed with the gym.
    Mustachioed.
    tight skinny pants and tight shirt,
    Piercings,
    Techno/dance music
    Spikey gelled hair,
    Vodka mixed drinks.


    RHC doesn't check off many of those boxes. You're right though there has to be plenty of fat-oldman gays who don't conform to stereotypes and blend into society better.
     
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  4. Zanjinho

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    I've already requested your ban mate <ok>
     
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Can't wait for his response to this one. Which way will he go? <laugh>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Thats a very 80s police academy gay stereotype.

    Rhc is big gay al without the Hawaiian shirt.

    The main stereotypes might be

    Minces not walks
    The.... how do you put this.... ermmm fruity way of talking like julian clary.
    Mustaches do seem to come into it here too.
    Polo neck sweaters....
    Any ralph loren pol shirt wearers...
    Man bags

    Theres a difference i'm detecting here... metrosexuals and the youth seem to all be gym and waxing obsessed and i to moisturising. Us old guys may not recognise the difference between a gay man and a youth of today.
     
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    It's all very well you apologising for being gayist, but what about all the fatoldmanist stuff? Disgraceful.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'll stop discriminating against fat old men when they hold "fat old men pride matches".


    Perhaps they can put wheels underneath settees and have them behind moving tv screens. That way they don't need to stop watching telly during the march.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There will be at least one explitive either way.
     
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    Surely any veterans' exhibition match qualifies as that?
     
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    You've just described one of the trainers in my gym but I don't think he realises he's homo, got a tribal tattoo not sure about piercings so add that to the list as well, oh and deep cut vest tops too
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Speaking of deep cut vest tops... How about those ridiculous ones some guys wear now where the arm holes take up most of the side of the shirt. Ends up looking like a training bib. I don't think anyone straight would wear one of them.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't be deliberately obtuse. Much better night last night. Much hash consumed. The blond slut's ex-mate, the brunette slut, was in briefly. She's an even bigger slut than the blond slut, but also pretty fit <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I only weigh 12 stone. I'm not a ****ing septic and I'm defo not gay <laugh>
     
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    Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you are looking to nail both now....
     
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    RHC pimp daddy is going to make it RAIN
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not likely. They used to be a tag team until they fell out. The brunette's more 'active' than the blond slut. She's done two from the Cheese to my knowledge. I think the reason the blond slut hasn't been in is that her new bezzie mate, Steph the barmaid, is on holiday in Wales with her kids this week. Back tomorrow.
     
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    I'll meet you in there mate, we can tag team the pair of 'em <ok>
     
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