The only difference being that HIAG's posts about me are wum **** ups, whereas my posts about him are kicking those wum **** ups into touch
They never do. They love me, you see. Because I make the effort that others do not. I am right in saying, aren't I, that the use of such phrases as "you facile c*nt" and "dozy w*nker" are terms of endearment among your kind, when conversing with decent Southern-types like me?
It hurts you that you are not one of the lads, doesn't it, Pixie? If it was up to me, I'd gladly include you, mate. You know I would. But, it isn't up to me. God has deemed that you are not a lad and can never been a lad. Simply put, you are not cool enough, mate. Sorry.
Hardly anywhere near, I would suggest. I have many baiting interests - Geordies, Mousers, United plastics, Chelsea racists and sex-beasts, etc - with Pixie being very much at the bottom of my list. Sure, he has helped me provide some of my best comedy, but he's a light-weight in the grand scheme of things. I know that will hurt him, but there you have it!
I treat HIAG with kid gloves and even that has had him with the phone in his hand calling the Old Bill. Imagine the carnage if they were let loose on him !
Could please pinpoint any of hiags decent stuff? Alas the poor child is more obsessed with wumming than adding value.
You'll have to speak to HIAG about him fingering his ring. Although given Dildo-gate I'm not convinced he's has much success
Shameless! HIAG's humour is like Ghostbusters II. A brilliant original followed up by a lazy rehash where the old jokes are recycled and passed off as new.
