Don't get any sand in your bits And when you come out the sea you don't get load of sand stuck to your feet when walking back to your towel.
Said I would play mixed doubles with this woman in club tennis tournament because she couldn't find a guy to partner her (who enters a doubles comp with no partner??), wasn't going to bother playing in it at all as it's always the same bs dealing with people who mess you around trying to organise the matches who don't have their **** together and keep wanting to change the day ... As expected this is happening with this match ... first time we were meant to play it was pissing down so cancelled, so we arrange it for tomorrow then the other girl wants to change the time that evening so I say ok ... now the other guy in the pair we're playing has messaged saying can we change to another day How would you reply ... I've already rescheduled **** so I could fit this in tomorrow and would have to do the same again ... ??
Nah. In no way do I want to do that Was playing a quick pick up set yesterday with some old guy and two middle age women because they were short ... one was a borderline milf after the set i played with them she had one of my balls up her short shorts so I said can I get that back please and she says would it make a difference if I didn't, I said I'd prefer to get it back tbh, so she goes oh alright I don't mind giving it to you then not sure if that was or nothing
