That would have been sensible, Andy, or propping up one side of the sofa with a brick. England played much better down the hill though...
You could have changed the prop to the other side of the telly at half time so we were kicking downhill both halves.
"No, Neddy, we're going to climb Mount Everest as it has never been climbed before!" "How?" (With conspiratorial quietness) "From the inside, Ned, from the inside."