Spud watch

I am merely providing a public service. The spuds getting their knickers in a twist is merely a bonus

 

Obviously you did.

It's about Spurs

 

Don't do it, Sky!

Don't you think that there haven't been times when I've thought about reaching for my wum-guns? Well, let me tell you, I have, plenty of times! But I have resisted, because I know that if ever I strap those guns back on this place will never be the same again - ever!

We must hold the truce, and keep this place a wum-free zone.

 

Hence Dildo Blaggins trailing me around

 

But benefits everyone.

If he didn't I probably would have.


I did one about Southampton but it died as no one gives a **** about them

 

Ouch!

Pixie will be livid at that!

He won't have anticipated this, when he got out of bed this morning, all the lads turning on him so viciously. This day will damage him, mentally.

 

One of your threads fell flat on its arse ?

What a surprise

 

I agree. This has been a much better place since the wum-free policy was introduced.

I'm hoping I have enough will power to see me through. Can't promise anything though, mate.

 

Sounds random, not DPD by any chance is it?

 

The spuds may throw their toys out of the pram and HIAG inevitably will trail me around, but he's directing his anger in the wrong place. For I am merely a conduit

 

It did well for a 2 second thought.

My greatest thread is 1300 pages long and has had 283,000 views. How about yours?

 

Look at you! You mimic my every catchphrase!

I bet you even have an impression of my image tattooed across your chest!

 

My "Mouser Watch" thread is a best-seller and has been translated into 42 languages, none of them Scouse, ironically.

 

So you are trailing him on the many he writes?

 

Yes

Just arrived

 

Calm down mate, I'm merely mocking your catchphrase.

Even members of team Didlo have agreed that I am providing a public service by posting a spud watch thread.

As sky said, if it wasn't me, then he would have done it. I know that angers you, but getting upset with me won't change that

 

As I've already pointed out. I will respond to his wum **** ups about me. Hence why there is a lot of material

 

Figured as much, I have a business account with them, and the delivery times are always random as ****,
Not between 13:30-14:30, but between 13:32 and 14:32

 

Two minute *** break ?

 

I would hazard a guess that his % will be the same as your % of posts that are about him or refer to him.

i still would have a small bet on you and Piskie being the same person - that would really **** with everyone's mind