The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

I have been to Las Vegas and I can confirm that it is a tacky ****ehole. Why anybody would want to get married there can only suggest that they are as tacky as the surroundings. The Nevada desert and national parks in the area are stunning and there are some truly beautiful places. Vegas is like a neon plastic piece of ****e garishly consuming fickle and naive punters and relieving them of their dollars and dignity.

 

I think it's clear to the lads who's been owned over the avatar of shame. But seeing as you're pretending to go away until the 18th Aug, then I agree you should change your avatar on 19th Aug and remove it 18th Sept.

@luvgonzo can make the file for you 100x100 pixels I think. The picture if I remember correctly was the one of Sol Campbell holding the PL trophy aloft, thanks.

 

This is very true.

There's enough coke to create a white sand storm and enough ho's to entertain a battalion.

That said it's mental and the kind of place that's worth a visit if only to sneer at it's obvious and totally in your face tackiness.

A week there is way too long though imo, and I'm with you on the wedding location, cringe.

I've told HIAG what to do anyway, take one photo from the window of his suite and post it, it'll take all of 30 seconds. Odds on it happening? 5000/1

 

How would we know its his though! There are lot of photos on the internet so he could pick one and post it to make his imaginary holiday true lolz....One that can be believed is if in that photo he has a postcard with HIAG written on it or a fingering dildo then we will defo know its him lolz

 

Tbh mate, even if I was on holiday in Liverpool I wouldn't post on an internet forum.

 

Funnily enough those were the same odds on Leicester winning the league last season on the thread where HIAG got schooled about it being the biggest top flight achievement ever. The comparison was made with it being the same odds as Elvis still being alive, which is uncanny as there's probably about as much chance of HIAG bumping into Elvis whilst he's pretending to be in Las Vegas.

 

But if someone said your making excuses I am sure you would find 5mins where you can post just to prove the doubters wrong or he could be overwhelmed by seeing naked ladies in Vegas lolz

 

Actually - I have just been on a short holiday in Lulworth (15 miles from my front door) and didn't even look at this forum let alone post on it.

Left Thursday morning, returned Monday lunchtime.

4g everywhere too.

Too busy throwing shapes blud.

 

I'd probably think it's only forum banter and forget about it tbh.

By the time I was scratching my nut sack in the taxi not606 would be a distant memory.

 

Maybe the groom will dress up as Elvis as well.....The more I hear about Vegas from people the more it puts me off personally, why people spend so much just to go to that dump and get married I am not sure...

 

Same here.

The only good thing I'm hearing about the place are the whores.

 

That's not a good thing mate, if someone has to resort to that to make a living not a good thing. I bet some of them don't even do it out of choice!

 

Prostitution is the oldest trade in the game, people need to get over it ffs.

Most Las Vegas hookers are probably high end university students (never been, but a guess). It's not exactly Wolverhampton.

 

It attracts the same type of people who like to go on cruises and all inclusive tours, albeit with a mix of chav penchant for the tacky and tasteless. Think Blackpool lights, inflatable hammers and kiss me quick hats in the desert and on steroids and you'll get a good picture of Las Vegas.

The Mojave desert, Grand Canyon and the national parks that surround Vegas are beautiful. The last time I was in Vegas was simply to fly there because it was cheaper than LA and I was meeting a friend who was driving us through Death Valley and up into the Sierra Nevada where she runs workshops at a high altitude campground.

 

There's some proper top class minge in Vegas, if you've got the cash it's all there for you *allegedly*

 

#allegedly

Bath in the UK isn't bad, so I've heard.

 

I'd have never have had Bath down as a hotbed of top end hooker action tbh.

You learn something new every day mate.

 

With something in the shot to confirm it's him such as a piece of paper with HIAG on

Anyone can Google a random picture

 

Bluey won't like this.

Hi Bluey, happy lurking!

 

It wont be done as he isn't going there !

Hiag is a fantasist - he thinks he is a top lawyer/property magnate/Rock God guitarist/pussy magnate/Cambridge Don.