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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Sounds like loads happening at the cheese.

    Why are the new people Horrible? They all little chavs?

    How is Denices sister? young hotter sluttier?

    I can't believe you guys are letting people wet themselves in the pub. Sounds disgusting and it isn't helping the stereotypes i have of the north :p

    RHC you need to learn how to send pics and send us them of the barmaid

    Lastly i knew RHC was going to give in and is going to shag that blonde for drinks.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd say they are even more unwashed than kev and stink like a pikey's armpit after shooting brick top.

    Denis's siter is a mong.. RHC says so.

    I think pissing the bar is perfectly acceptable if required... i remember one bar in my student days that if you left the bar to go to piss you'd never get the spot back...
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    oh and by talking to the slag blonde he's blown any shot at her. now she knows she's won..
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They probably have reputable jobs. Don't find Denices saggy teets attractive.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Apparently <yikes>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    he really wet the bed!

    **** me... no strikes there. out you go...
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. She told Steph she thought she'd made a 'breakthrough' <ok> I only actually told her I don't make 'friends' after knowing someone for 5 minutes and I don't like ****ing spongers.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. They worn't know what a ****ing job is.
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    bet you that next time you see her she's your best mate... or assumes she is <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then she'd be wrong.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yeah but just cos she's wrong doesn't mean i am <ok>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If Hollywood has taught me anything; the best romances usually start with people who are at odds with each other.

    Annoying blond bitch could be your soul mate.
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    bet she'll try sit on his knee. she'll deffo be touchy feely...

    prob break it mind...
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Bcos reality = Hollywood
     
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    Never saw that one coming. <whistle>
     
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  16. saintanton

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    You should get your passport out and visit The North before it's gone, Bobby.
    I'm sure you'll be well received - for as we know, the whole world loves Londoners.
    I suggest starting at the Cheese, you won't be able to want to go anywhere else after.
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Could it have been the reams of ****e he posts on here about her instead of getting her horizontal and splitting her legs open
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    Not just Hollywood, in pretty much every tv show i watch it's pretty much like that....<cheers>
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Again. Because tv always = reality
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

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    AAAWWW, RHC has a new bestie
     
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