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Loserish things you do from time to time

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jerel Ifil, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Move Manchester United shirts/magazines to the back of the pile in shops so people won't find them.
     
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  2. Sam Axe

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    I used to work in a grocery shop in my teen years and I used to put the really good items on the very top shelf so the short arses couldn't reach them.

    I also try to start intelligent conversations about current affairs which they perceive as loserish but I see as being interesting
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    who the short arses or the voices in your head ?
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    My friends smart arse
     
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  5. supersaint 7

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    I give the cardiff city board dog's abuse for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
     
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  6. Bollocks

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    I sometimes select an ugly bird from the ****bank instead of a babe.
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    They aren't ugly if you are so pissed you can't see straight, no one sees and you leave before you sober up.
     
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  8. Bollocks

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    I'm just talking about having a ****, mate.
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    Oops I thought ****bank referred to the nastiest clap ridden bar you could find
     
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  10. Bollocks

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    No, it's the mental images i build up and store throughout the day. I prefer them to porn, on the whole.
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    Me too. You can't imagine Elisha Cuthbert sucking you off with porn
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Hope you don't spend any days in schools...
     
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  13. I love Leeds United

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    On football manager, I take charge of Man U, sign loads of unattached rubbish players on £100,000 per week. Play them combined with the reserves and under 18's for the whole season, despite the relentless sackings and creations of new profiles, watch them get get relegated and SINK INTO THE ABYSS!
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    You mean what happened to Leeds in real life <nahnah>
     
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  15. I love Leeds United

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    Yes. :headbang:
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    I'm sorry but you served it up so nice I just couldn't resist.
     
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  17. Sam Axe

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    I thought of another loserish thing I do although it might just be geekish which I'm fine with.

    I use Linux and every so often I will completely customise my GUI just because I can and I get board with the same GUI knowing that with Linux I can change it a million different ways.
     
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  18. Trypsin-1

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    i go on photoshop and make pictures of jamie mackie <laugh> see avatar
     
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  19. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    I sometimes finger my arsehole till it bleeds and pretend its strawberry jam.
     
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  20. Sam Axe

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    Dirty git
     
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