What kind of shop does Pixie run?

You're too cool to fool

 

Flanders needs to leave the dildos alone. #rubbercockaddict

 

I am just letting you boys know what the outcome maybe of your choice. Just being a good samaritan really.

 

Lolz

 

I feel bullied by that comment

 

Of course he can silly, just replace the 'L' with an 'N'

 

Sorry for the delay in issuing the team-sheets, lads (and segments). I have been super-busy, ahead of my trip to Vegas week after next.

However, I am hopeful that I can get something out this evening.

 

Have you been practicing your act?

 

Where have you been sticking that dildo this time mate ?

 

What dildo is that? You're the one who said that you have a shop that sells them.

 

The one you've been fingering. We don't sell that type.

 

Here is what I wrote:-

"With the recent confession from Pixie that he owns a shop, the lads have been musing as to what kind of shop it is. Suggestions have included a hair-dressing salon and a porn shop. So, is Pixie a dab-hand with the scissors, or is he more at home fingering a dildo?"(emphasis added for the hard-of-thinking)

What is hilarious in all of this, is the fact that you've been taking the piss out of something that was originally aimed at you. You're the one who (bizarrely) fingers dildos!

I do note that a good few of the lads have grown extremely fatigued by the juvenile wumming of you and some of your segments. I hang my head in shame at the behaviour of some of you!

 

The blatant **** up was you saying 'fingering a dildo'

Did you not pay attention in sex education at school ? Or are you not quite old enough to have had those lessons yet ?

Just about everybody who contributes to this board has completely ripped the piss out of you repeatedly on this thread, and yet here you are back for more

 

There was no fcuk up. I meant what I said; namely, that you are probably as much at home fingering a dildo as you are cutting another bloke's hair. I have little doubt that you have combined the two on several occasions.

You have been laughing at my superb comedy, all the while conveniently forgetting that the joke is very much on you. It always is, mate.

 

****ing hell You're still at it.

Mate, I have to hand it to you, you are ****ing priceless.

 

This is what I love about you HIAG. Even when you've been taken to the cleaners, turned inside out, rinsed, spun and hung out to dry, you're still here repeating the the very same **** up that started it all off. You my friend are the very definition of the gift that keeps on giving

Please don't ever stop trying to wum me

 

I hung up my wum-guns a long time ago, mon amigo.

 

Probably for the best, because you are ****ing **** at wumming

 

You so much want that to be true.

 

Mate, the beauty of this thread is that you tried to wum me and yet again it blew up in your face. The fact that you are still in denial about that, despite taking a ****ing pummelling on this thread, is precisely what leads you to get stuck in this loop cycle of **** ups.

In all honesty you make it far too easy for me to take the piss.