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Off Topic Biggest C@nt youve met

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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Mine is my gaffer at work whos covered head to toe in tattoos big chest but the moment you confront him hes an absolute pussy.
    He earns 40k plus a year and does absolutely feck all why we graft our arses off. I wont say more cause im wound up.
    I dream of the day we meet face to face away from work. I reckon the damage id do would result in a spell inside ...
    Whos the biggest c@nt you know?
     
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  2. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Lad I was in the army with.
    Everton Scouser ****, right horrible twat.
    Nastiest bastard I ever met.
     
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  3. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    Clement Freud

    Bart
     
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  4. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    At the moment.... The bellend at the check-in desk at Dubai airport <steam>
    Just show the bird your boarding pass & gan thru... It's not ****in difficult <doh>
     
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  5. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    My ex mother in law....
     
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  6. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    An office job I had years ago there was a girl/succubus called Natalie who was a bitch of the highest order. The type to brown nose her boss to ridiculous extremes but then bitterly slag her off when she's out of the room.

    It's a long story but the short version is that she decided me and my mate were a threat to her progression so she decided to get us sacked, she had a little lapdog of a boyfriend who would spy on us and she falsified data to make it look like we were making mistakes. Bear in mind my mate's got three kids to look after.

    In the end she was found guilty of fiddling the data but because her nose was so far up the bosses arses she only got a sideways move but because me and my mate would email each other about the situation (no talking allowed in that place) it got picked up on and we got sacked for misconduct. Some of the emails they read out in the disciplinary were funny as ****.

    So yeah she's the most unpleasant person I've ever met, she's honestly rotten to the core. Like I said she was called Natalie and my nickname for her was Nattila the ****.

    She also has the hairy arms of a gorilla.
     
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  7. billpev

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    Cristian St Peters biggest big head has been I ever met. He must of woke up in a morning and thought how lucky he was to of been to bed with himself
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Who?
     
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  9. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    my next door neighbour, ****er of the highest order.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Countless ****ing losers in the forces.

    Apart from one or two, we generally got them all back though.
     
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  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Sir Nick Montagu, former head of the Inland Revenue. Career civil servant who knew nothing about tax and was an utter, utter, cnut...
     
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