Happy Birthday Joe.. People like this lad keep my chin up in life.. One in a million he is, never forgets and always about.. My Ella and QWOP doing the usual fight club stuff.. She always wins, she's Sunderland though.. Thanks C.. even after the roughest nights you never let me down..
I am D, totally ripped my back out the other day, x-ray in the morn but always smiling and a tad tipsy.. If I come on here later gobby and full of ****e, please tell me to piss off will you son?..
And yet you are still here after 11 years of grief and laughter following the road I do and still being the obnoxious prick you were from the beginning but our loveable dog on the bone boy.. Now go outside and squash some snails and stop being a silly billy.. One in a million too you are..
Cheers.. Winding down now mate, got a pad to change, always a finale in there somewhere.. Not really funny but after all these years it is to me on a birthday night..
It took you all bloody day to tell us it was your birthday!! Happy birthday mate! Top man!! Oh and do what I do. Just think of it as one less number to count from before the grim day