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The Virtual Betting Shop

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Jul 27, 2016.

  1. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    I have a record of all bets Cyc. I might have to close some accounts/ limit stakes <laugh>
     
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  2. Ron

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    You've given me an idea Swanny. Maybe I should decide how much virtual money the Virtual Betting Shop has and publish the accounts periodically. If it looks like it's going bust I'll have to limit stakes/close accounts. However, stopping shady dealings might be a problem. I wonder how real bookies do it.
     
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  3. Ron

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    The Virtual betting Shop would like to offer a warm welcome to serial losers <laugh>
     
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    Ron, they'll never tell! Watch-out for the virtual tax people, they can be awkward.
     
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    Funnily enough I was just thinking about opening an account.
     
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  6. Ron

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    <laugh>
     
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    Very unlucky there Wooly. Listened to the race on Timeform radio
     
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    Account opened.

    3:15 deauville - lumiere 9/2 £250 win
    3:40 chepstow - upstaging 4/1 £250 win
     
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    New name. "The Virtual Betting Shop Of Horrors." <laugh>
     
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    £1000 e/w on Camlaiinn 215 Galway 5/1
     
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    Can I have a virtual <party>for Camlainn
     
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  12. SwanHills

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    ****ing stroll on, Gazboy! Just got on before the shutters clanged down too. <applause>

    I can see the first "Account Closed" coming up after just only a few days!

    You can have one of these too, on the house:

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    £10249 on Tarazani 5pm Galway 7/4

    Gotta keep a quid incase I need to start again!!!
    That's amended
     
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    Don't think you have that much to stake Gaz. I'll PM you your statement pre this bet
     
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    Unlucky Rudey. Really don't know what the jockey was doing there. Flew home from impossible position.
     
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    FFS even virtual bookies closing my accounts now <steam><laugh>
     
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    ****ing hell Gaz. <applause><applause><applause>
     
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    This has all got to be some kind of a record on the horseracing forum? What whopping balances. The guys deserve a T-Shirt, at the very least?
     
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    The guy should've had his own £ on them <doh>.
     
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    26000 on nyquist 2247 Monmouth park 5/4
     
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