Fairy cakes qnd empire biscuits mate. To have with yer tea. I passed on the tea and went straight onto hard liqueur.
I know what you mean, when we were away last week the guitarist bought pies at £8 each, I think I got about 4 bits of steak in my half. It was mostly gravy, so in effect the old saying "It's all gravy" is in actual fact a lot of ****e, more meat than gravy is actually a stitch up.