Toby ! As a hetrosexual male, I happen to like adult women - especially 'fit' ones. There is nothing wrong in admiring the adult female ''form' ( unless perhaps, you are a **** ). I may well be 'sad'. I may well be 'pervy'. I may well be a '****' -- I'd rather be all of that, occasionally , than to be somebody who, perpetually , chooses to embarrass themselves with displays of their infinite stupidity - but look on the bright side - it's not damaging your best attribute - being pathetic.
I didn't intend to criticise gay people, 'per se' - just making an assumption, (without prejudice), on their sexual preference of somebody of same gender.
I don't mind you making up jokes and having a bit of a laugh at my expense. I always appreciate 'effort' in the banter of others. I hope that you truly become funny at some time in your life - but I suspect that it won't happen until after you have gone through your current stage in life, where you are only permitted to write with crayons.