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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Please could I have your finest insults in jockanese so I can use them on a scotch on The Guardian comments section. He called me "a wee ****ing skid mark" so they must be at least as insulting as that.

    Thanks.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 29, 2016
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> call him a plamf or a heed the baw
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Stoat the baw means *****
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 29, 2016
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    Away and pish oot yer erchie.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    So I should put "yer a stoat the baw"?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 29, 2016
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <ok>
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I put:
    "Yer a stoat-the-baw, away and pish oot yer erchie."

    Let's see what he comes back with.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 29, 2016
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    <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 29, 2016
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    **** sake <laugh>

    What article is this Stopme?
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Some **** died and this is the comments on FB. Screenshot_20160729-184326.png
    I hate people.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Screenshot_20160729-184643.png

    Stopme 'stylin:laugh:
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 29, 2016
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The link to the Daily Ranger was the topper <rofl>
     
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    Call him a hun
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    No come back as of yet. I thought the question "Are you British?" was check mate, am quite proud of that.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 29, 2016
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Suggested next question -

    " What do you mean by ' British', fannybaws? "
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 29, 2016
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It was checkmate. Thats why he flipped the board over
     
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  18. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Whats the script with the crowned blades? Who died? Some African warlord?
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Jul 29, 2016
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Are they blades, thought it was the Royal Hurling Club?
     
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  20. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know.

    I'm Scottish and to me they look like blades. Good gutting ones at that.
     
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