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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Such a let-down when you whip it out though.
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    It's one of those no-show athletic style ones
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Women are shallow as ****, but will make you believe that it is men who are worse. Men often sleep with lard arsed whelaphants just to get their end away. We are just idiots.
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Kept seeing this one girl who was alright, not the best looking like solely because she gave the best suck jobs and took it up the rearwards, ditched her eventually of course
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    dead right. they notice everything.

    women.. shoes, smart dress. hair, greying... might be a doctor.. on her knees like a shot..

    men... nice tits luv.
     
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  6. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    But they might be really nice people if you get to know them socially.......
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I shove my cock in mine...
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Who's got the time these days though Saint....
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I don't understand dick pics either, guys send them thinking they're luring girls in...where in fact, hearing from all my female friends...they gather around the phone laughing at them. It's better to get to know them first, take them on a date and then disappoint them face to face instead. <ok>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    For girls? Not you. :bandit:
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Thanks.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Or penis to face....
     
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  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Bitter. But true.
     
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  14. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    It'll stop when your holiday in Bankok is over. And they're not all ladies either.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jul 29, 2016
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That must explain their penises then.
     
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  16. Garlic Klopp

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    More sad news from the music industry today
    Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment this morning.......
     
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    The world mourns his massive underdose
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Meeting this girl I been texting with tomorrow, she seems pretty keen, doesn't seem mental, I actually like her and she's attractive ... something has to go wrong here ...
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    She meets you in person ... yeah before you say it I already made that joke in my own head
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    lads, pick a number form 1 to 10 inclusive real quick.. first one that comes to mind
     
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